Song of the Day

Touch Your Woman
By Dolly Parton

We can't always both be right
We sometimes disagree
But you've got the right to speak your mind
An' it's the same with me
When the anger's at an end
And you want inside my arms again
All you have to do to make it right is just

Touch your woman
Touch your woman
Everything's gonna be alright
Touch your woman
Touch your woman
Let me know, let me know everything's alright

There are times when I should be strong
When I'm awfully weak
When the sudden blows of life have brought me to my knees
Woman needs a helpin' hand
Needs someone to understand
Needs the man she loves to help her stand, so

Touch your woman
Touch your woman
Everything's gonna be alright
Touch your woman
Touch your woman
Let me know, let me know everything's alright

And when the busy day is done
You lay by my side
You know exactly what it takes to keep me satisfied
You know exactly what I need and I always go to sleep in peace
Thanking God that you belong to me, so

Touch your woman
Touch your woman
Everything's gonna be alright
Touch your woman
Touch your woman
Let me know, let me know everything's alright

That's so gay!!!

Apparently all of our actors need to be straight these days. That's the only way they're ever going to be convincing. Not sure exactly how I feel about the recent Newsweek article about how gay actors cannot play straight, but straight actors can play gay. I see what the author is trying to say, he just goes about it in the wrong way. Like he's making personal attacks against certain gay actors. Frankly, if an actor is good, then we can see him in whatever roll he plays. Gay playing straight, straight playing gay. I love me some NPH on "How I Met Your Mother" and sometimes I do think about him being gay, but he plays the character well so the whole "gay thing" just goes out the window. I seem to also be bringing Rosie O'Donnell to mind. Classically lez. But I think about some of the rolls that she played back before "the general public" realized that she was gay. She played a straighty in "Sleepless in Seattle" but it wasn't a big deal because it was a small part. But it didn't matter that she was gay because, really, in the way she's played some of her characters, you just see an "everywoman" in her. I could see Rosie playing me in the story of my life. Because it's just about people playing people experiencing life. Sean Hayes being criticized for playing straight really isn't about him being gay. It's about casting the wrong actor for the part. Maybe not. I haven't seen his most recent work. Recently watched "The Bucket List" and Sean Hayes was in that. His character wasn't identified as having any sexuality at all, but I would have been able to see it either way. He was just funny and that's really all that matters in the end.

(*The title of this post is a link to the article...*)

Those are boogers on his nose....

I guess this is what goes on while I'm at work, eh?

Only 8 months old and already trying to escape from the prison that confines him. Fail!

Good-Bye Kidneys!

This morning was another one of those where I wake up with a massive headache that I just can't get rid of. I like to take three ibuprofens at a time (that's how I roll), so I took three before leaving for work. I took three more once I got to work. My head was still pounding when I went to lunch, so I decided to change things up a bit and I took two extra strength acetaminophen. I'm feeling okay now, but I can't be the only one out there who thinks that headaches should just go away with the first dose. I do notice that I furrow my brows a lot. Either while I'm at work and reading something on the computer, or while I'm driving in the car, with my super-cool sunglasses on. Suppose I should figure out a way to stop doing that. I guess I have just become addicted or something. A number of years ago, back during my teenage years I suppose, I first saw Botox on a daytime talk show. It was being touted as a new remedy for migraines and the like. I thought that might be pretty cool. Then, all of a sudden, Botox was all the rage for getting rid of wrinkles. Doesn't Botox cost, like, $600 a month or something? I don't know if it would work for my headaches, but I figure that it costs me a lot less money to sustain myself on a diet of pills then to get shot up with the botulism. Although, I would like to be able to get it just once around my hairline and the back of my neck, just to see if it works... and to see if I look 29 again....

This Caffeine-Free Diet Coke is eating my insides!

I'm grossed out. I can't help but think "EW!" when I hear that Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz ("Bones" / "Angel") shared a whore. Where do we find these people? And, I hear that this particular whore got a $10 million payday from Tiger Woods. All she did was have an affair with him. Does this turn her into a prostitute for taking money from him for sex? Give credit to Charlie Sheen where credit is due. Pay the whores up front and they'll take less of your money. Why do guys insist on being douche-nozzles? Give it up guys. You're not as smart as you think you are. You are going to get caught. You are going to catch a whole lot of shit for doing stupid things. You should spend any "extra" minutes you have sitting on the couch, watching TV, wishing that "LOST" wasn't coming to an end so damn soon....

HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO EVERYONE!